Vol 10 No 12

‘SWEET IBIS’
The Editor,
I just read your letter to your sweet heart ‘Ibis’. How is she? Have you guys settled your differences’ How about the matter in Abuja?
Editor’s Note: Ibis is doing fine and I am doing fine too.

SQUIB
The Editor,
Today you came to court late. I hope you will publish that fact in your magazine?
Editor’s Note: Yes milady.

Vol 10 No 11

SQUIB
The Editor,
Please I’ll like you to include my name in the list of new wigs looking for jobs in your magazine. There was an applicant who got his employment via the publication in your magazine
Editor’s Note: You’ll be right up there.

SQUIB
The Editor,
Why are you so troublesome? You know that by December 2009 that the elders have waded into the crisis in the Executive Committee and resolved our differences, yet you went ahead to write all you did asking “WHOSE HEAD WILL ROLL IN ENUGU”?
Linda Bala Rose
Legal Secretary NBA
Editor’s Note: If the elders gagged you why should the gag extend to the squib?

SQUIB
The Editor,
You are one man that God is fighting for. Your prosecutor before the NBA Disciplinary Committee is on the run from the EFCC. Hmm... God is on your side
Editor’s Note: Praise God!