Friday, May 30, 2008

May 19 2008

READERS PAVILION

CURSE
The Editor,

I was there when Mr. Niyi Akinmola started raining heavy curses on you on account of your write-up on the forthcoming NBA Ikeja bar elections. According to him, he has specially prayed that you will fail in all areas of life just because according to him, you predicted in your write-up that he cannot succeed in the elections as candidate for Chairman. The more people tried to restrain him from his terrible curses, the angrier and wilder he got.
Editor’s Note: Leave Akinmola alone, he is my good friend. He is entitled to his curses and opinions!

MY CANDID ADVICE
The Editor,
I have a special advice for you - and that is to ensure that Dave Ajetomobi performs as Chaiman, if he wins the election to become Chairman, NBA Ikeja. The reason is because so many people are rooting for him because of your support for him. The meaning is that your integrity is at stake. Don’t allow him (Dave) to rubbish it by non-performance because his failure will be placed at your door-steps since you persuaded people to vote for him.
Editor’s Note: By the grace of God Dave will not fail.

‘UN-JADED’
The Editor,

I have just finished reading your Learned Squib on Jadesola Akande entitled “UN-JADED.” That was a beautiful one. I just called to congratulate you. I am proud of you.
Editor’s Note: You are proud of a gecko?

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