July 7 2008

THE READERS’ PAVILION

TIGERS' ELECTION
The Editor,
I want to congratulate you on the just concluded election. You stuck out your neck for your candidate Dave Ajetomobi and he won. It would have been disastrous if he had lost.
Editor's Note: - Life would go on.

TIGERS' ELECTION
The Editor,
I believe you are a great leader and a kingmaker too. I congratulate you on the success of your man Dave Ajetomobi as the new chair of the Ikeja branch. I think in the next dispensation you should go for one of the vice-chairmen positions and then the year after, the chair, proper.
Editor's Note: - Really?

TIGERS' ELECTION
The Editor,
I saw you lying flat on the table for a photograph with the winners of the last election at the Onyx Plaza. You must publish that photograph O!
Editor's Note: - You won't see that pose. Other happy supporters joined on. They covered me.

TIGERS' ELECTION
The Editor,
I was told you are so passionate about Dave Ajetomobi's victory in this election because your caucus as anointed you to succeed him as chairman in 2010.
Editor's Note: - Big, fat, monstrous lie!

TIGERS' ELECTION
The Editor,
I want to thank you for deploying all your arsenals in the battle to decide who becomes the new chairman of NBA Ikeja branch.
Editor's Note: - I think we had better thank God instead.

TIGERS' ELECTION
The Editor,
Your Squib personality makes magistrates and even judges sit up. You may not know this. When you are around, the message gets passed quickly around that “hush, hush, the Squib is around. 'Olofofo', I bow and tremble!”
Editor's Note: - For a mere gecko, you tremble?

TIGERS' ELECTION
The Editor,
I know the reason why you'll never contest any elections in the NBA - you've abused everybody all round and so nobody will vote for you.
Editor's Note: - Even geckos?