16T FEBRUARY, 2009

THE READERS’ PAVILION

WORKERS’ CAUSE
The Editor,
We heard all what you did for us during the strike representing our cause to the government. May God bless you. You and your family will not lack for good things. You will not beg for bread.
Editor’s Note: - Amen.

The Editor,
Last week I read in the Squib the compliments somebody paid you on account of your dressing and wondered. But right here in my presence I have seen and heard even my own client rhapsodizing about your comely appearance. Wonderful.
Editor’s Note: - Wonderful!


The Editor,
It appears the more their shenamgans against you in Abuja, the fresher you get. You are looking great.
Editor’s Note: - Tailor’s bricks.

SQUIB
The Editor,
You are doing a very wonderful job with the Squib, bringing in a lot of courage into your. It is an uncommon courage, because many of us keep quiet or silent in the face of wrong doing, even though we not approve of the wrong doings.
Editor’s Note:

SQUIB
The Editor,
What? The Squib is still on? The last time I saw it was five years ago and the Magazine is still on! You have really tried sustaining all these years, a weekly for that matter.
Editor’s Note: - Let’s direct all praises to God!

The Editor,
I am a colleague. Do you welcome articles in the Squib?
Editor’s Note: - Quite but it must be only on Law

The Editor,
I thoroughly enjoy reading our Learned Squib articles. You have me in stitches with your articles. I would just laughing and smiling at the same, saying in my mind “oh what a naughty chap, this Squib man is”
Editor’s Note:- If a gecko is not ‘naughty’ them why is he a gecko?

SQUIB
The Editor,
I have just read your story on the Judge who beat-up her staff a couple of years ago. Your narration of the encounter between the judge and her staff was “too much”. Haba! Were you there? You are an “omo Ipata” no doubt.
My advice to you is to make sure you have a prepared will, because with this your pen you would have stepped on so many toes.Editor’s Note: God who gives geckos the nature of stepping on toes will always be there to protect them. And by the way “omo ipata”, I tell you is a huge compliment in squibland. Thanks