AUGUST 2012

NBA IKEJA ELECTION

The Editor,

We have you to thank for the Ikeja Bar. If not that you were publishing all those exposes about the election and its aftermath, there wouldn’t have been any settlement of the dispute.

Editor’s Note: - Really?

 

NBA IKEJA ELECTION

The Editor,

Let me ask you directly how much were you and your people paid by Ubani to sign the terms of settlement in the Farounbi V. Ubani case ? It is a big shame that Yoruba people can always be bought. Will Ibos allow any Yoruba to become their leader in their own state?

Editor’s Note: - There’s no pleasing the world! When the parties were in court, people complained that the Claimant was putting clogs in the wheels of progress of the Ikeja Bar. When the Claimant settled with willing parties, people (like you) now complain that he and his fellow progressives have been “settled.” Well for your information we were not bribed or otherwise compromised to sign the terms of settlement.

 

NBA IKEJA ELECTION

The Editor,

Thank God the “war” is ended in the Tiger Branch. But please may I appeal to you particularly to give much more than 100% to the Chairman so that you will not be accused of causing his fall. You are a mature individual; prove your critics wrong please. Show maturity, display understanding and manifest godliness.

E.A Adesina

Editor’s Note: - Thank you sir, for your advice. But what will the Chairman give me 120%?

 

NBA IKEJA

The Editor,

Your cover on the last edition with the rider-: “Monday Uba-Lana……… New Government in Ikeja Bar. Will it last? is intriguing. First why was your own picture bigger than that of the Chairman? second, what is the meaning of Monday Uba-Lana? Third, why the poser “will it last?”

Editor’s Note: - My picture was bigger than the Chairman’s simply because it is right from birth that the offspring of the giraffe is taller than the offspring of the camel. Monday Uba-Lana means that the Ikeja Bar is led by two leaders both whom are “twins” sort of because both were born on the same day, Monday, the same date 27^th, the same month, July and the same year, 1964. “Will it last?” came in because there is still a case in court challenging the validity of the May 9^th 2011 election that which produced the new government and because of the possibility of personality and political clash between the No.1 and No. 2 in Ikeja Bar, both being Leos.

 

SILK

The Editor,

“Femi Falana became a Senior Advocate at a time when his popularity rating is at the lowest among Ikeja Bar. What a wrong time to get honoured!

Editor’s Note: - I see……. at least with the chairman of the Branch.

 

SILK

The Editor,

 If only you will apply for the Senior Advocate of Nigeria award. They have no choice than to give you.

Editor’s Note: - Ha! Ha! Ha! “Who dash monkey banana?